Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Northern California
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I don't know what I've been told... Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
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I have better things to do than respond to sub-par flashes.
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WHY DID YOU REVIEW THEN?!
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Go cry me a f*cking river. If you would atleast get off your fat ass, you would be able to make it somewhere in life. But noooo, you spend your days beating off to Marin, trolling, and acting like a f*cking emo; constantly feeling sorry for your life. Well, guess what? REALITY CHECK! MARIN IS NOT REAL! SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL! Just please, shut the f*ck up. Just do SOMETHING productive for once! All you are doing is making more enemies. A first would be to find a hobby. Your life doesn't revolve around Marin anymore. The first step is admitting the problem. Admit Marin isn't real. Go on, do it. Lets see if you have the spine to give up "the love of your life". If you did that, good. If you didn't, you'll just fall into a bigger hole than in the one you are in now. I hope that you have the spine it takes to get your head out of your ass and into the "real world". And don't respond with a shit message like: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE SADNESS THAT I AM IN (with more bitching)!" Yes, I do. I wish I could date Kelly Monaco, but I can't do that. My parents are getting a divorce, but I'm pulling through that. Can you please just become a productive member of society and actually "live"? You have only one life, spend it well.
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MARIN WILL COME FOR ME ONE DAY!
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