Score: 0

"Gettin' lazy..."

submission: How Does It Feel?

date: June 2, 2007

I have better things to do than respond to sub-par flashes.

Score: 0

"God damn it..."

submission: I wish I had a girlfriend

date: June 2, 2007

Go cry me a f*cking river. If you would atleast get off your fat ass, you would be able to make it somewhere in life. But noooo, you spend your days beating off to Marin, trolling, and acting like a f*cking emo; constantly feeling sorry for your life. Well, guess what? REALITY CHECK! MARIN IS NOT REAL! SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL! Just please, shut the f*ck up. Just do SOMETHING productive for once! All you are doing is making more enemies. A first would be to find a hobby. Your life doesn't revolve around Marin anymore. The first step is admitting the problem. Admit Marin isn't real. Go on, do it. Lets see if you have the spine to give up "the love of your life". If you did that, good. If you didn't, you'll just fall into a bigger hole than in the one you are in now. I hope that you have the spine it takes to get your head out of your ass and into the "real world". And don't respond with a shit message like: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE SADNESS THAT I AM IN (with more bitching)!" Yes, I do. I wish I could date Kelly Monaco, but I can't do that. My parents are getting a divorce, but I'm pulling through that. Can you please just become a productive member of society and actually "live"? You have only one life, spend it well.

Score: 10

"woot"

submission: The Last Stand.

date: April 27, 2007

best

Score: 9

"YEAH!"

submission: New Downloadable Suicide

date: April 5, 2007

That was awesome man! definetly fits my sick tastes. my two favorite ones was the jimi hendrix "voodoo child" injection, sort of like that one 'shroom trip that I had a week ago. The second one was the "go fishing one, it was sort of like hellraiser in a way! As an honorable mention I liked the mystery one, i think it was south park's underpants gnomes...? anyway this was badass and everything that makes an execution flash awesome, definetly five'd.

-The Muffin Man that lives down the lane with an antique iron maiden ;)

Score: 8

"amen, brother"

submission: :: Smokin' Smokers ::

date: March 31, 2007

it is pretty good, as expected, it doesn't have the best animation, but it does have good writing and arguments. for those of you who are bitching about illwillpress' work, fuck you. i agree that he's far from Adam Phillips quality in animation, but that doesn't mean it has bad writing. ignore the animation quality and take it for what it is: a quick fix of humor.

Score: 9

"Heh."

submission: Impulsive Mind

date: March 20, 2007

It wasn't really that scary, but the music gave it a creepy atmosphere. Pretty nice, I thought it was going to be a screamer for a second. Far from Exmortis, but a lot of effort was put into this, and kudos to you man.

Score: 8

"Pretty damn good."

submission: E.M.O.

date: March 18, 2007

Wow, I love this. This doesn't have the best animation per-se, but the message is frigging awesome, and I love the acronym at the end.

If you think that drawing red marker on your wrists (or actually cutting), shaving your legs, bitching about how your life "sucks" (hey, be happy that you're not some starving kid in Darfur right now, THEN you'll have a reason to bitch), and feeling that your life generally is in the shitter is actually cool, good. 'Cause that'll give me another pointless fad to hate. All emos should be shot on sight. I also love the stereotypical MCR song. Emo bashing=Fun.

P.S. I am speaking ENGLISH, not American right now. Not all Americans are retarded typers. ;) (Even though most of them are.)

P.P.S. I am American, and fucking proud of it. I have nothing against British people (hell, most of them are awesome.)

Good work.

Score: 6

"Dick, Dick, Mario, Hentai, Dick, Sonic, Chuck....."

submission: Is This What You Want?

date: February 22, 2007

Nah, but you did a very good job on fucking randomness, which I love. And then some more Dick, Stick Figures, Hentai (w00t), Mario Fucking a Pipe, Chuck Norris, some more Dick, Randomness, Matrix, more Hentai, Some More Shit Which I Don't Have Time To Go Through....

all I have to say is:
Yes, thats Newgrounds in a nutshell!

w00t

Score: 10

"AHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! That was BAD. ASS."

submission: Kitten Apocalypse

date: February 18, 2007

wow, that was great. I LOVE shit like this! keep making more! Also, keep helping out with the production of Zombie Panic. That game looks the shit. Maybe taking some magic mushrooms will "expand" your mind for the next one ;).

Score: 9

"yay! apocalypse time!"

submission: Pandemic

date: January 28, 2007

this game is the only game where you can unleash a digital virus onto a digital world and kill millions of digital people, all with a couple of clicks. Good Job!